super fun time

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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i-aggressively-dance-at-you:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

It’s a metaphor

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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lindsaylohoean:

getting so close to talk to your crush but then someone gets in your way

image

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  • me:*puts earphones in*
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  • me:*plays music*
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catbountry:

we dont want any

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

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ruinedchildhood:
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